free Windows app

Bad mic
on command.

SHITmic mangles your mic into that Xbox 360 Kinect headset vibe—lo-fi, blown-out, kinda cursed—then routes it to your game like a normal mic. Toggle it off and your clean voice still goes through.

Free app. Requires a one-time virtual audio cable install so games can hear it.

SHITmic.com
FILTER ON
MIC INpeak -10.8 dB
TO GAMEpeak -7.1 dB
Cook Level: 100%
Output: -3 dB
Crunch: 60%
FILTER OFF = clean

Built for one job.

Make the mic sound terrible when you want the bit, then instantly bypass the filter without disappearing from the lobby.

Filter off is not mute

The main filter button is a bypass. Off means clean pass-through to the same virtual mic, so the game still hears you.

Live levels

Watch MIC IN and TO GAME meters, with clip warnings, so you can keep the joke loud without destroying the lobby.

More sound control

Input gain, output volume, cook level, mix, crunch, hiss, nasal tone, squash, drive, and noise gate are all in the app.

Real micYour headset or USB mic
SHITmicFilter on/off + meters
CABLE InputVirtual cable playback
CABLE OutputVirtual cable recording
GameDiscord / OBS too

Setup in five moves.

The only weird part is the virtual cable naming. SHITmic writes to CABLE Input. Your game listens to CABLE Output.

Install VB-Audio Virtual Cable once

Use the official installer, run it as admin, and reboot if it asks.

Download SHITmic

Grab the free ZIP from this site and extract it somewhere easy.

Start the app

Double-click START_SHITMIC.bat. SHITmic tries to auto-start routing when it sees the cable.

Check devices

Microphone = your real mic. Virtual Cable = CABLE Input.

Set the game mic

In your game, Discord, or OBS, microphone = CABLE Output.

Actual knobs.

Presets get you there quickly. The knobs let you tune volume and the flavor of bad.

Volume

  • Input Gain: boost or lower the mic before processing.
  • Output Volume: final volume sent to the game.
  • Clip warning: lower gain if the meter goes red.

Sound

  • Cook Level: overall badness.
  • Crunch: fake sample-rate/bit-depth damage.
  • Nasal Tone: honky headset midrange.

Cleanup

  • Filter Mix: blend clean and cursed mic.
  • Noise Gate: duck quiet room noise.
  • Clean preset: fast pass-through mode.

Download the free app

Includes the Python app, Windows launcher, EXE build script, quick-start guide, and license.

Download ZIP

FAQ

Is the app free?

Yes. SHITmic is free to use and share.

Does filter off mute me?

No. Filter off bypasses the effect chain and keeps routing clean mic audio to the game.

Why do I need VB-Cable?

Games need a microphone device to listen to. The virtual cable creates that device: SHITmic sends audio into CABLE Input, and the game reads from CABLE Output.

What should I set in the game?

Set the game's microphone to CABLE Output (VB-Audio Virtual Cable).

What if the meter says CLIP?

Lower Output Volume first. If MIC IN is clipping too, lower Input Gain or your Windows mic level.